Donation Rates and Booking


My Current Availability: 

Due to the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic face masks are required during massage, and you must shower before each session.

Thanks and be safe!

My Standard Donation Rates:

65 minutes  – $100
90 minutes  – $140

(Why do I call my rates, donations? Check out my FATS page!)

Payment Types – Cash only.

My Contact Info:
Please Text
 #(818) 925-4215 between 10am to 6pm, or email me at Serious inquiries only.  

Please send me a text with your name, the length of massage you’d like, and detail any areas of concerns you might have. The more info you give me in your initial text the better.

And please, be a gentleman! I am not an escort, so please keep your queries clean. Boundaries are discussed before the session, not through texts. 

(For more info about why I require this, please read my FATS page!)

It’s best to schedule a massage at least a day in advance. I cannot guarantee my availability for same day massage sessions. 

Please give me at least a 15-60 minute window for response. If you contact me after my cut off time I will answer you the next day.

Thanks for your interest!

Brian aka Cuojoe
The Humble MT

(Updated 07/20/2020)