Donation Rates and Booking


My Current Availability: 
Monday, Weds, Friday  2pm to 7pm.
Tuesday – Thursday Noon to 7pm 
 Noon to 7pm.
(Last massage start time for new clients 7:30 pm for a 65 minute session.)

My Standard Donation Rates:

65 minutes  – $75

90 minutes – $100
120 minutes – $140

(Why do I call my rates, donations? Check out my FATS page!)

Special discounts Available! 
Between April and June I offer my 65 minute massage for Aids/Lifecycle participants for $55. (It’s important for riders to get massage for their legs, neck, back and glutes while they train, especially if you only ride like this once a year!)

I also offer normal discounts for Fire Fighters, Emergency Responders, US Military Veterans, and Nurses. 
Normal Discounts:
$60 for 65 minute massage ($15 discount)
$75 for 90 minute massage ($25 discount)

Payment Types – Cash, Visa, Mastercard, AMEX and Discover (through Square App), I cannot process gift cards. (Note: A $5 surcharge is added to all credit card payments. I only accept credit payments if the card is in your name, no exceptions.)

Payment for the massage is due at the end of the session. I no longer accept Venmo or Paypal due to privacy concerns. 

Contact Info:
Please Text
 #(818) 925-4215, or email me at Serious inquiries only.  

Please send me a text with your name, the length of massage you’d like, and detail any areas of concerns you might have.

Something like this…

“Hi Brian, my name is_______, I wanted to know your availability for tomorrow for a ____ minute massage in the afternoon. I have issues with my back that I need help with. Thanks, and hope to here from you soon!”

I do not work with anonymous clients, so please send me a face picture or a current, unrestricted link for a social media account in your name when booking a session. (For more info about why I require this, please read my FATS page!)

It’s always best to schedule a massage at least a day in advance. (Same day massages, especially with new clients, is not guaranteed.) Please give me at least a 60-90 minute window for response. If you contact after my cut off time I will answer your text the next day.

And please do not send me insinuating texts, or requests for erotic massage. It is ILLEGAL for you to ask for erotic massage. So just don’t do it please.

Thanks for your interest!

Brian aka Cuojoe
The Humble MT

(Updated 4/17/2019)