Donation Rates and Booking


My Current Availability: (As of 6/10/2019) 
Everyday 8 am to 8 pm.
Last massage start time for new clients is 7:00 pm for a 90 minute session.
Massage is by appointment only.

My Standard Donation Rates:

65 minutes  – $80

90 minutes – $120

(Why do I call my rates, donations? Check out my FATS page!)

Payment Types – Cash, Visa, Mastercard, AMEX and Discover (through Square App).
I cannot process gift cards

(Note: A $5 surcharge is added to all credit card payments. I only accept credit payments if the card is in your name.)

My Contact Info:
Please Text
 #(818) 925-4215, or email me at Serious inquiries only.  

Please send me a text with your name, the length of massage you’d like, and detail any areas of concerns you might have. The more info you give me in your initial text the better. And please, be a gentleman! I don’t respond to texts that are sexually insinuating. I am not an escort so please keep your queries clean. 

I do not work on anonymous clients.
Before I book I’ll ask you for a face picture or a current, unrestricted link on social media account in your name. If you cannot provide this I can’t help you. No exceptions.

(For more info about why I require this, please read my FATS page!)

It’s best to schedule a massage at least a day in advance. I cannot guarantee my availability for same day massage sessions. Especially if you are a new client and you contact me later in the day.

Please give me at least a 60-90 minute window for response. If you contact me after my cut off time I will answer you the next day.

Thanks for your interest!

Brian aka Cuojoe
The Humble MT

(Updated 6/16/2019)