Donation Rates and Booking



My Current Availability: (As of January 2nd, 2019)
Monday to Saturday 10am to 8pm. (Last massage start time at 8pm)
Sunday Noon to 7pm.  (Last massage start time at 7pm)

My Donation Rates:

65 minutes  – $75
90 minutes – $100
120 minutes – $140

(Why do I call my rates, donations? Check out my FATS page!)

Special discounts Available!

Payment Types – Cash, Visa, Mastercard, AMEX and Discover (through Square App), I cannot process gift cards. (Note: A $5 surcharge is added to all credit card payments. I only accept credit payments if the card is in your name, no exceptions.) Payment for the massage is due at the end of the session.
Contact Info:
Please Text
 #(818) 925-4215, or email me at Serious inquiries only.  

Please send me a text with your name, the length of massage you’d like, and detail any areas of concerns you might have.

Something like this…

“Hi Brian, my name is_______, I wanted to know your availability for tomorrow for a ____ minute massage in the afternoon. I have issues with my back that I need help with. Thanks, and hope to here from you soon!”

I do not work with anonymous clients, so be prepared to send me a face picture or a current, unrestricted link for a social media account in your name when booking a session. (For more info about why I require this, please read my FATS page!)

If you send me a vague text or email, “Hey, or Hi” I won’t respond. If I worked on you years ago, and haven’t recently, it’s always best to remind me who you are as phone numbers don’t always show caller id.

It’s always best to schedule a massage at least a day in advance. (Same day massages, especially with new clients, is not guaranteed.) Please give me at least a 60-90 minute window for response. If you contact after my cut off time I will answer your text the next day.

And please do not send me insinuating texts, or requests for erotic massage. It is ILLEGAL you to ask, and for me to offer. So just don’t do it please.

Thanks for your interest!

Brian aka Cuojoe
The Humble MT